poojocks

an extremely dirty or stinky girl. It refers to someone who might smell as though they have "pooed their jocks" or shit their pants.

Jane, "here comes poojocks"
Dick, "damn lets get out of here"
Jane, "yo that bitch needs a shower, fo real!"

by Skarlitbgonya November 25, 2007

Poolosky

He is a person that you will never forget, he is sexy and charming and he is a good friend and it is pretty rare if you haven't had a crush. He is very dirty minded. He will be the best friend that isn't fake and will stay friends with you for your whole life.

Isn't that Poolosky I wish he had a crush on me.

by gulfviewkid November 3, 2019

Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

Pollock

A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.

polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!

by Treii28 February 5, 2010

Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

by bjmike February 10, 2010

Bloody Polock

Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)

Had to have a Bloody Polock this morning to set me straight.

by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011