plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz

oh no. You have reached such a large amount of boredom that you might actually explode.

RANDOM PERSON: I'm bored so I'm just gonna write plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz in the urban dictionary and see what comes up!

Two seconds later

*Random person head blows up and then their legs, arms, and entire body. The random person is now dead.*

by Bruh, what's yo deal? June 1, 2018

Okie Pokie

To agree to something in a cute way.

First used by Taylor Matthew Erikson.

Girl: Can we make cupcakes?
Boy: Okie pokie, baby (:

by LaLaLoveh January 17, 2010

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

plooking

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

by mikulas September 10, 2006

plokijuhygtfrdeswa

When you are supposed to be doing your finale for your chemistry class but instead find cool patterns on your keyboard

OMG plokijuhygtfrdeswaq

by YTme InPut May 21, 2018

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

This is the ultimate expression of boredom. Created by typing all the letter of the keyboard backwards from right to left and from bottom to top. It is the opposite of qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp (all the letters from top to bottom.) Used to describe near death boredom in a scientific manner. Although ull already know this as u typed into google u sad sad human.

I feel so damnable plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq today.

or

i was sooo bored in m aths today i could have plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed.

by |\Khorne/| April 1, 2009