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pook

small, usually conical depression in an otherwise smooth surface. May also rise up from surface. Minor dent.
"It's just a small pook," responded the boy who just banged your car when opening his door.
by David Bruner March 3, 2005
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Dude, where'd our necromancer go? Why isn't he responding?

He must be pook
by NiwaDai December 28, 2005
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(n)male lubricating seminal fluid; pre-cum.
<v> to excrete male lubricating fluid."
(n) "The head of his unit was slick with pook"

(v) "He was seriously hot and his joint was pooking up something fierce."
by mistermee January 19, 2005
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To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.
Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".
by John McCrum and John Nerone December 28, 2005
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1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.
Mother telling child, "You make pook!"
by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008
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A term of endearment used between young Indigos and little Asian girls.

Also the name of many Thai sluts.
"Oh pook, there's something in your beard!"
by Hannah Pook January 7, 2006
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An exclamation used to show frustration, such as "oh dear" or "dammit"

Also a tasty Scandanavian finger sandwich.
"Oh Pook! You ate my pook!"
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