Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

Pookiepotamus

An enormous black and white tuxedo lady-kitty that sits around and barfs all day.

She would look great in a tutu.

If you scream "Pookiepotamus" to her, she screams at you, then promptly runs. This is her way of saying, "chase me".

Yuck, I just stepped in Pookiepotamus barf.

It's good luck if you see a Pookiepotamus cross your path. Pookiepotamus, in Greek, means "rotund goddess with pink nipples"

by TRINA April 16, 2013

Pookie Muskaan

She is the best online friend one could ever ask for, she is nice, funny cool emo and my favorite forever. <3

I will forever love pookie muskaan<33

by brit aka your fav😉 September 2, 2021

pookish

Pookish is a way that someone txts, this includes misspelling words, making someone get really confused on what they are trying to say, and typing like an 80 year old man.

“What in the world was he even trying to text?! I can’t understand any of it!!”
“Oh he must have been txting in pookish”

by Quietandpeacefull July 2, 2019

Pook

A mysterious former Legendary DJ on the forums of Sosuave.com. He was highly regarded as one of the greatest DJ's who have ever lived. He was the essence of all that DJism stood for--getting women to like men. His advice, posts and contributions are the best by any single person, bar none. He started from the depths of AFCism and reached the pinnacle on DJism. He was hailed as a hero, crusading through women, a true champion. Then something happened, he started "changing". After he made it to the top he looked down at the "DJ way" what it stood for, what its aims were, so he denounced the DJ Bible and became completely disillusioned with women. Pook was then accused of Blasphemy, Misogyny and a few other charges. But in reality he just saw the "dating game" for what it was and most women for who they were. He then left Sosuave and disappeared off the map.

He has never been seen again.

*AFC does a Ritual to invoke The Spirit of Pook*

*Pook Materializes from thin air*

*AFC*- IT’S THE POOK! Oh great master, if I kneel before you and worship your image will you teach me how to harness the powers of speed seduction, rapport, matching states, and closings?

*Pook*- Why do you wish to know these things?

*AFC*- Because I want a Girlfriend, because I need Women! Only they can fulfill me, make me a whole person! How else can I live a happy and fulfilling life? Without a Woman by my side, I am nothing. Will you--

*Pook*- SILENCE YOU FOOL! I will teach you nothing! Go to Sosuave and learn those ridiculous techniques! You are obviously not a Man and, therefore, are unworthy of being taught the Mystical Way of the Pook. Do not summon me again or I will banish you to the realms of the Oneitis Nice Guys for an Eternity!

*AFC*- Nooo! Don't! Please, I beg you! Teach me you everlasting wisdom! I want to get Women!! PLEASE!!

*Pook De-Materializes*

*AFC cries himself to sleep*

by Eros Valentine January 12, 2010

pookakke

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

by dave August 29, 2003

Pookie Booty

Some one who has the booty that's not huge, but perky and round, secure, and filling. The perfect BUTT in other words.

I got to have me some pookie booty!

by Two-Tone February 3, 2010