poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

poocastinate

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

by gottadosomework November 1, 2010

poonami

When you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.

My poonami done fucked ma charmin.

by rightlovepubes August 25, 2014

Pogcamp

Noun/Adj.

A suitable spot for camping in video games that doesn't seem to fail the user.

Gamer 1: Hey do you have any good ideas for camping spots on that new dlc map?

Gamer 2: Yeah it's in this tree, it's pogcamp.

Gamer 1: pogcamp? What's that?

Gamer 2: It means it's a great spot for camping.

by LastArbiter March 2, 2021

flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poonami

Combination of "poo" and "tsunami"... as in a giant wave of poo.

I took a crap so bad, it was a like a poonami exploded from my ass.

by Sean Galbraith July 26, 2004