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The Gamer Police

An international law and rights enforcement committee similar to the United Nations, but dealing only with problems relating to the Gamer Community. Pioneered and later abandoned by Gamer Rights Activist Solidshibe, their primary domain is Twitter, where individual member states post updates on internal problems as well as collectively coordinating peacekeeping events, with hopes of settling drama between opposing factions and gangs. The prime ideologies of the group are liberty, alliance, and authority. They are strongly supportive of the right to freedom of speech and expression, but are willing to take action on degeneracy and reprobate behaviour in the gamer community.

Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.
Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
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Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018
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Food Police

Anybody that checks up on you eating or about to eat food.
Person 1: Man, I would so want that cake.
Food Police: Not so fast, your no eating that cake you fatso.
Person 1: Damn Food Police!
by DohEntertainment November 10, 2010
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IM Police

The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.

Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.

Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.

Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013
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Briggsy's Art Police

Otherwise known as Briggsy's Gay Mafia. A bunch of pretentious artists who punish the non-arty. They march through cities and verbally abuse anyone who dares to walk past an art gallery without going in and jizzing their pants in artistic excitement. Briggsy's Art Police is made up of all the artists who have been anally pleasured by Briggsy and who worship the dwarf as their god.
Better not walk past Tate Modern without going in. Briggsy's Art Police will be patrolling and I don't fancy being harangued by a gaggle of mincing queers.
by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006
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panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015
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Gay Panic Attack

Definition accustomed to queer folks who love women but can be applied to all the LGBTQ+ community:
The moment when you see a beautiful woman and you just get overwhelmed by her beauty so instead of figuring out what to do next, your brain gets stuck into a loop of aggressively internally screaming WOMAN.
Friend: Why didn't you talk to her if you found her attractive.
Me: I couldn't, I was having a Gay Panic Attack.
by Karine Grey November 10, 2019
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