Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

poogoogle

Looking on your phone at google when sitting on the toilet pooping!

I was poogoogleing last night and came across some interesting nail designs!

by April-love July 26, 2017

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008

Pongo mattress

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

Pongo’d

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

pontoon

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

by zanny May 26, 2004

Pongos

Horny, attractive young army guys who will do anything to get with a girl for the night.

Don't do it April, they're just a bunch of Pongos.

by Captain Casm October 28, 2005