Ponch

A lame person

Let's go to the beach

Nah

Don't be such a ponch

by Poncha69 June 30, 2015

Ponch

The shortened word for ‘potential’ / ‘potentially’.

Used on a sliding scale:
Strong non ponch
Non ponch
Semi non ponch
Semi ponch
Ponch
Strong ponch
Super strong ponch

Friend: ‘Are you going out tonight?’
You (wanting to go out): ‘Strong ponch.’
OR

You (could be convinced but not sure): “semi ponch”

by Ponchyponch April 24, 2022

Ponch

Either David Gonzalez (Ponchimus Maximus), or David Raybould (Ponchimus minumus)

Hey do you know what Ponch is doing tonight? He's probably going to The Consulate for drinks, and late night Karaoke. I know Ponch will be there, too.

by DeeGee69 January 16, 2022

le ponch

when u ponch something

LE PONCH!!!!!!!

by owowowowoo11111 March 9, 2021

Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.

Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.

by Jturn96111 November 20, 2021

Moncho-ponch

The area of the stomach where an irregular amount of fat is stored. The area is not only carrying too much fat, but the fat is so abnormally differnet shaped that it flows over the pants/shorts etc. to form a sort of front muffin top.

David: Oh man look at the guys stomach! It's flowing out of the bottom of his shirt
Ben:Dude thats gross
David: No, thats a moncho-ponch!

by torpedolover December 29, 2010