pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

pollen tsunami

Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.

"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."

by etip May 15, 2015

pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.

Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.

by achlysxi June 6, 2016

Pollen Fever

A feeling that is close to being sick, that happens during spring. Kelly is a hoe

I has pollen fever fam

by xXFamSquadXx March 14, 2018

Pollenemesis

A specific flowering plant whose pollen causes severe hay fever in an individual. Its flowering season is dreaded by that individual every Spring.

"It's only March and I want to claw my eyes out. My pollenemesis must be in bloom."

by qpkarl April 18, 2019

pollenera

Coolest type of person you could meet. Legit funny and easy going, Super nice and hella easy to vibe with.

Dude Pollenera is Lit, why haven’t you brought them around before ?

by Babe0096 July 30, 2019

pollenjekson

show sum damn respect in dis bitch

Show some pollenjekson up in here

by Uwhoo January 1, 2020