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pokemanchild

Poke•man - A common misspelling or saying by people who do not know what Pokemon is or a way of being a giant smartass.
Man•child - An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. (see the full definition of Manchild)

A Pokemanchild is a man who is an adult who only sees Pokemon as it is. A man who is obsessed with the trading card game, the games, merchandise and more. This man commonly will become upset if his favorite Pokemon is insulted. Commonly wears Pokemon appeal and is the first thing they can think to talk about.

However, do not get this confused with a Pokefan, which is a person who generally enjoys Pokemon for what it is versus a "Pokemanchild."

Commonly, people with this problem are often seen as "Autistic" and very may well be.
"Zack only talks about Pokemon when I'm with him. Everytime we are hanging out, all he wants to do is play Pokemon on our 3DS' or Pokemon Stadium. It gets old real fast. When I told him about this girl I was dating, he only talked about how Lusamine is the prettiest and if she were real, he'd date her. This guy is a real Pokemanchild"
by Tarrabyte May 15, 2018
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Pokemaster

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack
There goes Pokemaster
by Aidæn February 20, 2017
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Pokeman

An incorrect spelling of pokemon, usually spoken by any person over the age of 35, or are totally unaware of the game itself.
"My son and his friends are playing with their little pokemans."
by JustNuclear January 7, 2015
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Pokémonster

A person who chooses to live life through Pokémon Go
Fuck, that Pokémonster is completely devoid of reality.
by mjfactor July 13, 2016
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pokeman

Ya man, goin' to my POKEMAN to check my prostate man
by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017
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pokemanning

Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning
by Sydewinder February 14, 2019
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Pokemons

An woman you're friends with benefits with. An woman you're only meeting for sexual pleasure.
Prostitute.
Ait guys, let me call some of my pokemons real quick.
by Lil Mazzy September 16, 2020
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