Hole Poker

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

by Nessy810 September 3, 2009

poker

some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

by Speedy bob January 16, 2004

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Pokemymom

the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters

I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.

by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

Pokerfacing

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.

Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.

by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

pokerton

A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.

Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*

by Flip geebin August 30, 2021