Pokéballing

To pokéball; The act of slapping a girl repeatedly with ones ball sac while screaming "Pokéball go!" until you cum ; Can also be spelled pokeballing

I was Pokéballing this girl last night and she liked it.

by Aghno April 24, 2014

Pokeballin'

When you hit your partner in the face with your balls and scream "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!"

Phil was Pokeballin' Shannon while she was she was watching Digimon.

by Pokeballin' November 13, 2009

Pokebating

The act of masturbating, or pleasing thy self, while playing any hand held Pokemon game, or watching any of the movies.

Ricky practices pokebating at least seven times a day, to keep himself in mental stability.

by PokemonTrainerA November 2, 2010

Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.

by Onevorah July 15, 2016

Pokéboomer

Another term used to describe a genwunner.

Person: What's your favorite pokemon generation?
Me: Gen 5.
Person: AAAAA GEN 5 SUCKS GEN 1 IS THE BEST GAME FREAK WAS LAZY ALL OTHER GAMES WERE A DISGRACE AJHSJZBAHFQ APKDHDJDL WUUWJSGYAJAK
Me: Ok Pokéboomer

by DEFINITELY not Rez November 12, 2019

Apple Pokéball

n. A type of Ecstasy that generally contains MDMA and caffeine as active ingredients. They may have any number of logos stamped on them, and two Apple Pokéballs may have completely different mixtures of ingredients. This kind originated in Bellflower, California, but can most likely be found in other areas as well.

Guy: I'm gonna do an Apple Pokéball before I party tonight.

Girl: Awesome! Get a bunch of them and we'll have an ecstasy love in!

by loop zoop June 17, 2011

posebag

Person who is a poser, but also does a poor job of trying to emulate the style, fashion or activity.

Portmanteau of "poser" and "douche-bag" or "scum-bag" or even "trash-bag".

Mike just bought the Kayne CD and the next day he was wear wearing bling and showing underwear instead of his usual three piece suit. What a posebag.

by don't use air conditioning August 10, 2008