A poem about the toilet
by Zack September 14, 2003
Sex Poem
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 07, 2017
Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
by Mischievous Megan June 09, 2022
My tongue is pink
Your balls are blue
My favourite colours violet
What do you say we make it
Just me and you 🫶🏽
Your balls are blue
My favourite colours violet
What do you say we make it
Just me and you 🫶🏽
by Zombies3sucksass July 27, 2022
A type of poem similar to the love poem, but instead of being about affection and desire, this poem is more specific to wanting to bed the target audience. It is strictly about sex, and about convincing someone else to go to bed.
by namerealpseudonym October 15, 2019
Jett’s Poem:
Jett is like the sun
Needs to be 9 million miles away
Gives us cancer
Will get us killed
Burns my eyes when I look at him
Jett is like the sun
Needs to be 9 million miles away
Gives us cancer
Will get us killed
Burns my eyes when I look at him
by Zypha The Creator May 07, 2021
A lexi poem, originated from a ballad, or a sonnet given to one that you love. The word, or "words" rather, started out from the words "Alexander poem", but was changed to "Lexi" to suit both male and female genders.
Synonyms:
1. Sonnet. 2. Ballad
Synonyms:
1. Sonnet. 2. Ballad
Girl: "His eyes so electric blue, his skin so fragile...and his lips so pink with my admiration..."
Other girl: Wow that's emo crap.
Another girl: No. That's just a Lexi poem she wrote for her crush.
Other girl: Wow that's emo crap.
Another girl: No. That's just a Lexi poem she wrote for her crush.
by Elyss March 10, 2005