pocky

A strange supposedly candy-like "treat" sent over by the Japanese to enslave stupid Americans. Upon seeing knock-offs of the "chocolate cream covered biscuit sticks" in anime TV shows or movies, the Wapanese flood to their nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and buy them for $.89 (yes, 89 cents). Curious dumbasses such as myself try them and find that they don't taste as good as they look. What is that stick in the center made of??? Doesn't look like a f'n pretzel to me!

4chan faggot (Anonymous): I founded new pix omg lol ^^ but it maketed me sad. I eat mai pocky stix now!!11!! DESU!!!!!!!!!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!

by 4chan Obliterator August 5, 2008

pocky

delicous, most scrumptious snack in the universe!

pocky, yummy, mmm!, great, sweet, chocolately

by angela dawson February 1, 2009

pocky

A delicious snack. The chocolate pocky (My favorite) is a breadstick type thing covered in chocolate.

Dude, we have to pick up some pocky on the way to the Anime con.

by Vinnie October 21, 2003

pocky

Heaven - god on a stick.

The members from ERHS's j-club fought over the last box of strawberry pocky.

by Alanna March 29, 2003

pocky cock

coating the penis in chocolate to make it more like pocky

Girl: "I wanted him to give me pocky cock last night, but he didn't want to risk burning himself."

by Omar Churchill March 17, 2011

Pockie

Term used to describe a bitch.

Jack: Wow she's such a pockie
Jill: I know!

by i_love_pie October 9, 2016

strawberry pocky

A reference from In Another Life by LittleLuxray

Person 1: "Do you want a Strawberry Pocky?"
Person 2: "Wtf did i just say about In Another Life references"

by ._weebkoreaboo_. November 9, 2020