"I got so poached last night."
by wee_jambo_lou January 09, 2006
1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.
2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.
2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.
Example 1.
A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."
B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!
Example 2.
Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.
A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."
B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!
Example 2.
Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.
by Griaule November 24, 2010
Actually this term was defined when my friend left his hamburger on the table and left the room while we were watching a show on Poaching. I then took it, bit it, and said hah poached. From then on it expanded.
If you had a great meal you were poaching. If you stole a seat,girl,meal, whatever, you poached it.If you planned on going to relax then you were going to poach. The term quickly spread through my friends who then moved out of NY spreading it even faster. This was over 11 yrs ago.
by John Rollo May 25, 2005
by yan starr September 03, 2011
by dave finnon September 04, 2003
Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.
When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.
by jewishfoodie July 01, 2015
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
by Johnny Burk January 29, 2018