poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

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poaching

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.

Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.

by Griaule November 26, 2010

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Actually this term was defined when my friend left his hamburger on the table and left the room while we were watching a show on Poaching. I then took it, bit it, and said hah poached. From then on it expanded.

If you had a great meal you were poaching. If you stole a seat,girl,meal, whatever, you poached it.If you planned on going to relax then you were going to poach. The term quickly spread through my friends who then moved out of NY spreading it even faster. This was over 11 yrs ago.

by John Rollo May 28, 2005

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poaching

Hunting for chicks

Dude you ready to go poaching? there's alotta hot girls here tonight lets go scoop em up.

by yan starr September 4, 2011

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poaching

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest style

Asking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts

by dave finnon September 4, 2003

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grief poaching

Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.

When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.

by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015

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