Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.
from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?
student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.
student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.
student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
by KatieOh! September 12, 2006
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Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.
by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014
Get the plutoniumware mug.A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.
by chillbillwill June 17, 2016
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Atomic weight: Variable
Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.
Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Atomic weight: Variable
Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.
Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Dilithium is the magical material that drives warp drives in Star Trek and, despite the series having strong science advisors on hand, writers still tested in-story credibility to breaking point.
"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
by Apocrypha September 29, 2013
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by JohnDoe09 December 4, 2013
Get the peptonismal mug.Plutism is discrimination based on wealth, especially discrimination by those of extreme wealth against the middle class and the poor. This as opposed to discrimination based on race, color, religion or creed. See also Plutocracy
Evidence of the Jacob's plutism was evinced by his refusal eat at a restaurant with prices the common person could afford.
by Don Mashak-The Cynical Patriot May 31, 2019
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Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!
Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!
by Kiko April 25, 2004
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