Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

by Shieldings March 5, 2011

plot armor

Character shields (also known as plot armor or plot shield) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in which it strains credibility to believe that the character would survive.

"The art is nice, but the concept is obviously pretty stupid. Hell, just the fact that they're using the most broken character with plot armor as thick as fangirls' raging hardons for him, from Naruto, against someone who was shown to only be a mediocre bender at the beginning of the series (the form of Zuko used here) should tell you something."

--Anonymous, from 4chan's /co/ board, describing a Deviantart comic depicting Naruto's Sasuke fighting Avatar's Zuko.

by Zootsutra April 23, 2008

Plottle

To play another human like a bottle, producing a pleasant resonant whistling sound. Has been successfully executed by mouth but other orifices could potentially work.
May or may not be sexual.

"Hey, was that a plottle session I heard coming from your room last night mate?"
"Yeah.. Gladys has started to request it as part of our foreplay.. bit weird but whatever.."
"Dude, you were sounding sweet.. you should go on Britain's Got Talent!"

by Clo'aki July 15, 2019

Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs

james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.

by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009

Plotting

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:

“Aye man I think they plotting on me”

by DroSims October 17, 2019

ploiter

To duff along and kill time at work, while doing nothing, but trying to create the impression of working

'Do you have anything to do this afternoon?' 'No, I will just ploiter along until home time'.

by Adetheshades November 28, 2013

Plotkai

Main or sub characters that gain extraordinary power for no absolute reason other then to surpass their current situation due a lack in power. These characters, will be as strong, as they need to be.

Ash's Pikachu is able to beat legendary pokemons with no real extensive training.

Ichigo is part Hallow, Shinigami, Human, and Quincy. Also has the ability to use Bankai, Full bringing, Instant Regeneration, Hallow Form, Hallow 2nd Form.

Sasuke and Naruto for some reason are stronger then Hokage's and can match the Sage of 6 Paths.

All three examples are forms of Plotkai, where they protagonists will be as strong as the plot requires.

by SimplyPresent May 12, 2014