plondexlecates

To reduce dramatically at rapidly occuring intervals.

"Bounce not only is like tickling the monster with a feather, but it quickly plondexlecates your sharpness."

by Ebolamonkey3000 May 3, 2010

PC Plod

A derogatory name for a British beat cop.

-Where were you all this time?
-Some PC Plod arrested me for throwing a cigarette in the street.

by Golan February 17, 2005

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

by muffindamule November 7, 2008

Ploddin n Troddin

Getting on with life the best one can..

When life is a grind, put on some sweet reggae music and get ploddin n troddin with a big positive smile on your face..

by monkeyhanger October 6, 2012

plor

Armenian slang for dick

OMFG hovik has a realy small plor

by xzillo February 24, 2008

Poordom

The state of being poor, typically in your twenties, when you are unable to participate in social activities unless your friends pay for you.

I can't go to the concert due to my poordom, unless you're going to buy my ticket.

by MissAmber February 27, 2008