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plops

A type of rectal excretion that leaves the body with great force, excessive gaseousness, and copious amounts of fecal liquids.
That hot sauce really messed me up! First thing the next morning, I hit the toilet with a harsh case of the plops.
by terminal2 February 4, 2008
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Plop block

noun:
The other person in a public restroom that prevents one from defecating comfortably. The silence might become so overbearing that the pooper is forced to leave prematurely.

verb: to plop block.
The act of being in a public restroom while someone else is trying to defecate.
noun:
girl 1 - "I was trying to poo, but there was a girl who was putting on her makeup in the restroom and would not leave!"
girl 2 - "Man, what a plop block!"

verb:
girl 1, shouting from inside the stall - "Stop plop blocking and leave!"
by yonkers211 February 13, 2012
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Peopele

How big your metaphorical pp is!
Summer: “hehe Beth ur peopele smol”

Beth: “no my peopele biggg but Alan doesn’t have one hehe”
Alan: “wtf is a peopele and why don’t I have one???”
by PP succ May 20, 2019
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Dolphin Plop

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.
Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!
by Dolphin Plopper May 31, 2015
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Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
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ploppage

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.
The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.
by Steve O October 19, 2003
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plopgasm

The orgasmic feeling after releasing a giant plop which stimulates the anal nerves.
Rico - “I think plopgasm’s are better than masturbation
James - “true that, bro”
by PlopWeyowTsss April 22, 2011
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