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Ploop Octopus 

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.
That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.
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Pleep ploop 

Pleep ploop is used to further the conversation, it can be used in any tone or way, it can be used defensively, or it can be used in a much friendlier tone , almost seems random when it comes up in conversation but it’s not.
Person 1: i really don’t think you need to eat a whole pot of chili
Person 2: ah Pleep ploop
Pleep ploop by Verick. November 7, 2022
E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox
E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.
Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz by joseph blough February 25, 2022

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.
No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!
plop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."
Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020