Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

crowd pleaser

When a girl is good for everyone and "pleases" a bunch of guys.

That girl Kelly is a crowd pleaser, she sucks everyone's dick .

by DEEZ NUTZZ December 2, 2016

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Ebinizer Pleaser

A well endowed man

His ebinizer was quite the pleaser last night! It was huge.

Or... His ebinizer wasnt quite the pleaser.

His ebinizer wasn't a pleaser, it was a teaser.

Ebinizer Pleaser

by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood January 8, 2010

pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003