please

The "magic word" everyone asks for when you ask for something.

someone: hi can i borrow this
other person: what's the magic word?
someone: abracadabra-
other person: no
someone: fIneEee.. it's please.
other person: hehe..no it's not
someone: wait wHAT-

by go away please and thank you March 30, 2020

Please

Give me Money

please give me money

by carl j0hnson May 22, 2020

Please

Give me Money

Please Give some fucking money

by carl j0hnson May 22, 2020

Please

Something that you say when you want something.

May I please eat a nuclear bomb? It is my favorite food.

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

Please

An expression of complete, absolute, shell-shocking sadness or sorrow. When you’re thrust into so much pain in such a short time that all you can choke out is a simple plead.

“Please.”

by TruThatSis February 12, 2022

Please

Created by Bec Mcewan

Used as a sarcastic remark or an alternative to say shut up or stop talking, or to express disagreement

Example 1) "Riz doesn't have a big ego, and she isn't the most annoying person on the planet". .... Oh please

Example 2) "Riz is original and only uses her own sayings/ words" "oh please"

Example 3) when someone fails to call you a princess during sushi roll "oh please"

by Mcewanb11 June 10, 2016

please

Used in polite requests, often after being rejected.

Stop being such an ass and fucking be nice and shit, please?

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003