Vampire Playdate

A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.

WOW, I am so tired this morning. I was up all night on my Vampire Playdate.

by reggaewoman August 17, 2010

playcate

to pacify and appease in bed; to cause to be more favourably inclined through sexual favours.

Person 1: "I'm really angry at you!"

Person 2: "Let's hop in bed. I'll bet you could be playcated..."

by e skills May 6, 2010

Playmakers

1. ESPN origional series examing the off-the-field lives of professional football players.

2. Most overpromoted program in television history

I know it hasn't been an hour yet because I've only seen 27 commercials for Playmakers

by AirNik August 24, 2003

Playdate

Two men get hard, then tape their heads together tip to tip. Then a third partner and starts to jack off both dicks in one long stroke, until they cum. The cum represents kids and when the cum mixes it is a playdate.

Robert - "Dude that party was crazy last night"

Johnny - "You don't even know, i think me, Steve, and Christina and a playdate."

by Jimmyk6669 October 15, 2013

unborn playdate

When one man enters a woman from behind and another enters her from the front and their sperms meet up

I had a three way last night and i think me and the other guys sperm had an unborn playdate

by Lachlan 69 December 9, 2011

playdated

When a man or a woman gives you their number under the false pretense that they want your "children" to play. What they really mean is to have the chance to go out with you. The intent is close to using a puppy to get a girls number.

I think I just got playdated. This guy asked for my number so our kids could hang out. I am not even sure if he has kids.

by Dogsrmything January 31, 2017

playMaker

A shitty visual scripting tool for Unity made for people with disabilities.

Man: I just finished my first game with playMaker!
other Man: Please, just go and kill yourself

by wormy333 January 24, 2021