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The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex
You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.
by hogert fargum September 21, 2025
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kitty cat platt

A very hot hoe, shes one of a kind, blonde, bootylicious, she will have you meowing for more
Meow, i want some Kitty Cat Platt tonight, she makes me feel like a wild animal!
by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016
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Kitty Cat Platt

a sexual predator that pounces at the sight of a penis.
man: is your chick a kitty cat platt?
man 2: yeah dude, she gets so horny at times, like a prowling cat
by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016
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The Raspberry Pattern

by AxlRoseGirl July 16, 2011
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Meat Pattie

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."
by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022
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Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
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