cunt plaster

womens sanitary towel

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please

by dirtbox September 12, 2006

Venetian Plaster

ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.

"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."

by Crystal24 October 19, 2014

Charlie Plaster

Charlie plaster…. Where do we start with this one….. Charlie Plaster is the perfect definition of a slut, slosh pot, sket etc.

If it breathes it’s ready to breed, that’s how a Charlie Plaster will analyse his prey.

Always be cautious around a Charlie Plaster, one minute you’ll be fine, the next you’ll be needing therapy through a firm railing from the Plaster.

What’s that coming over the hill, it’s Charlie Plaster.. it’s Charlie Plasteeerrrr

by BDE17 October 7, 2021

snatch plaster

Vaginal secretion when a woman "comes".

Damn bro, last night Jenny came over and left snatch plaster all over my sheets.

by Jack N. / Manny C October 17, 2006

ass plaster

when one's ass is crusty from scabs or shit

Stevens road rash was so bad when it began to heal it looked like he had ass plaster

by curtmagurt August 5, 2013

An Abigail plaster

When you put a plaster on something that really does not need it.

An Abigail plaster is when you put a plaster on a sore toe or any other part of your body that has no visible inflammation or blister or reason which would normally warrant it. The only rationale being to pamper the aura (and get a bit of attention).

by iAndre February 23, 2011

flipping a plaster bowl

Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in

Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.

by RealTheTud September 28, 2013