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planting daisies

A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.
A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.
by antifart April 13, 2010
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planting twolips

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.
That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!
by MrC. August 28, 2008
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Drunk Planting

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
by Sydalee July 11, 2007
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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
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piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her
Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool
by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014
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Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.
booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse
by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012
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Plantainis

A plantain. Small banana. Or tyler's abnormally small penis.
PLANTAINIS: item CC uses for pleasure of the vagina. Most likely leads to organisms of some sort. Pleasure will not be achieved without the practice needed to satisfy tyler.
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