planet ass

a very large ass.
when your ass is so large it can be referred to as a planet ass.

your ass is so big it should be called a planet ass

by kjo March 6, 2007

The Planet

Another way to refer to an overweight friend

Hey look, it’s The Planet

by ThePlanet February 7, 2019

Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

captian planet

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

by Irvin700 August 6, 2004

planet ass

a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass

John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.

I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.

by parrots December 14, 2008

Planet Earth Party

A party where, after consumption of marijuana, a group of people shall proceed to watch hours of the BBC documentary Planet Earth with utter amazement.

Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?

Ted: Nah, how was it?

Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.

by Brak_Attack30 September 11, 2009