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involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)
Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!
by Snackface October 21, 2011
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Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.
Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.
by nbro February 19, 2009
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epicurean planking

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011
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Planket'

To use pillows from a couch as a blanket when cold and sleeping ,when no real blanket is available or close enough, and getting up from the couch to get a real blanket is completely out of the question
"Mike & Em' were cold but to comfy & sleepy to get a real blanket while napping on the couch..a layer of couch pillows then became their blanket...Planket' was born!
by Mike'Em August 18, 2014
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Planca

A fat shit covered in pounds of nutella. Planca is the definition of a "son of a muchacha." He is a retarded boy from the focking shit bags of austrailia. He will make love to your gym teacher.
Yesterday I saw this guy, who was a complete planca he was in the showers with my gym teacher.
by Sauricio Maggot December 4, 2017
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planky

when it hella hot outside (OC Slang)
by OC Banger May 24, 2023
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Bro Plank

The "Bro Plank" is a term used for a balancing act done by two people wherein one person gets into the push up position and the second wraps their arms around the chest of the person in the push up position and with their feet in the opposite direction they simultaneously lift their feet of the ground and act as a cantilever for each other. The final product will be two hands touching the ground and two bodies balancing off of the hands.

The inventors of the bro plank can been seen on youtube under their channel name "sundayfundayz"
Those two bro's were bro planking outside the skytrain station today.
by Sundayfundayz October 5, 2011
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