Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

a captain plan

A plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks.

Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

Covid Plan

A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.

Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”

by MathPlus March 23, 2022

Celestine Plan

A plan defined by its likely failure, as referenced in 'The Celestine Prophecy' by James Redfield.

"She said she was going to be here 20 minutes ago, but that was probably a Celestine plan, knowing how flaky she is."

by submittor August 3, 2009

Intel Core Plan

The plan of Intel to kill Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging computers beyond oblivion

Artzhole: Look I found out about the Intel Core Plan
Random poo head: I know about the Intel Core Plan

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Coke Plan

A plan you make with your friends or strangers while doing cocaine, such as a road trip, but which you have no intention of actually doing.

I don’t actually plan on moving to Miami, that was just a coke plan

by dvarg52 March 25, 2022