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Plasagna

A delicious Italian pasta dish made with flat noodles, cheese, red sauce and, of course, A FRESH PLACENTA!
"Would you like a nice, hot slice of Plasagna?" "Of course I would. Wait! WTF is PLASAGNA?"
by Newcon1980 June 23, 2009
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Plaisted

A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
by LJP16 December 2, 2010
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Palesrael

A country (I hope) that is a combination between israel and Palestine and might happen if there is peace there.
Muslim: fuck israel
Jew: fuck Palestine
Me: guys guys no need to fight, how about we unite these 2 countries and make it into 1 big country and call it palesrael?
Muslim and Jew: you want us to be together? Fuck no bitch!
*shoots me*
by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021
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plaps

yo, j'lo got mad plaps.
by cbizzle October 13, 2004
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When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places
That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies
by shannon motowakan February 18, 2012
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Planesexual

Jim- how is no nut November goin?
Billy- because of my sexual attraction to planes, I failed it

Jim- so your planesexual
by Arandomoron November 1, 2021
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hi-jackin planes

its basically a metaphor for when your high as hell.

so your hi-jackin planes cuz u so high
waka flocka flame used it in his song "hi-jackin planes"
person 1: aye mane what u doin tonight?
person 2: shit, hi-jackin planes...
by tizzy t October 7, 2011
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