pessimist

Descriptive Noun. Second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

Janey the Pessimist says, "I'm pretty sure that the gunmakers won't have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so."

by seeker6079 October 27, 2005

Pussymeister

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

by Spambanjo October 16, 2011

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

pisstistic

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer

After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.

by MO25 June 16, 2007

Passimist

One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".

I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pussymeister

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011