Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009

Smelly Pirate Hooker

A girl who smells like rotten fish and fucks the dirties guys she can find.

guy - fuck you, bitch!

girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!

guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker

by dirty_duece August 27, 2010

sweaty pirate hooker

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

Pirate Hooker

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

by Tuppy ole July 22, 2009

Pirate hooker

A gold digging women who trys to steel other womens men.

That bitch is a pirate hooker.

by Arthrodesis August 20, 2011

Pirate Hooker

A girl who will service a large group of men.

Normally called Fr0g

That girl was a getting all over.

I know. . . like a pirate hooker.

by Sammiesunshines January 16, 2009

pirate hooker

-when someone does something that is totally skanky, they are called a pirate hooker

Cathy - "hey i just hooked up with this guy from the mall."
Sue - "what was his name?"
Cathy - "dunno."
Sue - "You're such a pirate hooker!!"

by reve January 7, 2006