pillywonker

A stupid guy with an awkward penis

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker

by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011

pillynooken

A Swedish or Norweigian word that grandmas use when referring to cock.

I'd trade your grandpapappies heart difibrillator in for one last ride on a hard pink Pillynooken .

by Not On my way! June 5, 2016

pillywicker

british slang for calling someone silly or ridiculous

“I can’t believe you slipped on that banana peel, you pillywicker!”

by lilnuggetboih May 23, 2020

Pimply-Faced Pro

Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.

"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"

by MBS March 11, 2005

pipleksaker

Vera (Jobbig)

Vera is a pipleksaker (Makes screeching noises)

by RuffePuffe May 5, 2021

pipsy

Easy, no trouble, no stress, simple as can be.
Derived in Yorkshire from the kid slang: easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Ie Lemon pip (seed) - pipsicale - pipsy. Currently in use with 11\12 year olds, who claim its old coinage, at least 2 years old.

Teacher: You can now begin the test. Turn over your papers.

(A pause of vocal silence and paper rustling, followed by the sniff of the precosious kid at the front)

Precosious kid: This test is pipsy. I'll get 100 per cent.

by chris firth September 23, 2006

Pipsy Dipsy

to spread a woman's legs and violently throw pop rocks into her vaginal cavity, then proceed to penetrate her with your penis and have vaginal intercourse

I'm gonna pipsy dipsy her so freaking hard, it'll sizzle for a good 3 hours!

can be accompanied with schappappin

by Johnny Eberto August 2, 2009