Pinecone

The cone of a conifer, also called a conifer cone. Also, a pretty cool phrase to randomly say "pinecones on the tree".

Man, I love pinecones!

Pinecones from the tree!

by VersionTwo September 19, 2024

Pinecone shit

A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter slams shut and pulses for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream from in your house.

Dude last night i took a pinecone shit and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.

by Pistolero777 July 23, 2010

Pinecone Turd

A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.

After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)

Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.

by Taylor Wroblewski & Kent Wes Jacobsen September 10, 2006

pinecone pincher

Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.

Joe is a pinecone pincher because he is tall and likes boys.

by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009

Pinecone Plunge

The act of having a Pinecone inserted in your asshole.

Chad- "Yo dude let's take the Pinecone Plunge! Everyone bend over and relax!"

12 year olds- "The Fortnite squad has spoken, for losing us that match we are going to give you a Pinecone Plunge as punishment!."

Camper Bob- "During my hike last weekend I got tired and wanted to rest. I sat down on the side of the trail and accidentally gave myself a PineCone Plunge. It really hurt!"

by Seeeean August 12, 2018

Pinecone Kid

1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.

2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan

Pinecone Kid: Sir you want to buy a pinecone?

Wall:

Pinecone Kid: Sir are you there? Sir?

by Jet February 25, 2005