[pike]

1. (n) one who is annoying and with strong and persistant stalker behavior
1. (v) sometimes desperate in the way that it will ask out many females even though they all say no
"Ron just asked Felicity out AGAIN omg he is soooo pike"

Do you see that pike jeeze what a stalker!

by shalomm January 27, 2009

Pike

To urinate.

Steven took a pike all over the urinal walls.

by hammakingbabyslayer July 14, 2011

Pike

A. To throw up

B. To refrain from participation

A. "He's had 10 pints i think he's gonna pike!"

B. "Don't stay at home you piker, come out!"

by Offbeat October 25, 2003

Pike

1. A sharp stick. And it's got a blade on the end. Don't you play war video games?

2. A cross between a pie and cake, a widely popular pastry among people who believe that it actually exists.
syn: pie-cake, cake-pie, caie

Hmmm... It's his birthday... but he really likes pie... I know, I'll get a pike!

by Korais September 11, 2003

Pike

when a female uses a strap-on to engage in anal sex with a male.

bob said he let becky pike me last night, and he said he kinda liked it.

by shotgun pollace July 28, 2004

[Pike]

a retarded idiot tries to act funny and cool but nobody like him/her but he/she doesnt know it;someone who tries to act cool but has no friends.

Byron is a fuckin pike and he doesnt realize it lol.

Byron needs to get a life and stop being a pike.

by Dale Campbell June 12, 2008

Pike

1. A casual sex partner

2. To have intercourse with a casual parner. Piked.

He piked her real good the other day.

by CynC September 19, 2003