standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

nigger nigger cotton picker

Something mfs say to black people to win an argument

Tyrone: I don't like you

James: nigger nigger cotton picker

by black nigger balls October 29, 2021

Hasan Piker

Hasan Piker is a turkish male who suffers from severe microcephaly.

Person 1: OMG, look at that guy at the dumbbell rack!
Person 2: His head is so tiny!
Person 1: Jesus, that must be Hasan Piker.

by DannyGlover6544 April 28, 2020

pikeboy

an epic fisherman

that pikeboy will destroy in every thing that has to do with fishing

by fjfjffjfjfjjdjsl;djasd;fhasfha March 22, 2017

Brock pickering

An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself

“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”

by Lil clit dick wit a vibrater September 26, 2023

Apple Picker

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.

"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"

by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008

pinkesh

brilliant, pleasant and ultimatly awesome.

Look at that guy! he is so Pinkesh!!!

by bond oo7 July 13, 2016