Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

by CR24 August 4, 2009

pufferfished

The term used when you talk to a girl on tinder and when you meet them, they're overweight.

Yo dude i was on tinder last night talkin to fit bird, she got out the car and was a total pufferfish.

-Dude you totally got pufferfished.

by DOlphiNNY August 4, 2015

penis puffer

Puff on a penis...like a ciggarette.
Used as an insult to guys, comment to girls!

"Shut the fuck up you penis puffer!"

by Ashly March 12, 2003

The Pufferfish

This is when your sexual partner farts in your mouth to the point where your cheeks inflate, and then you hold it in and blow it on your partners face.

Johnny and Sally engaged in The Pufferfish, thus enhancing their sexual experience.

by Oscar Jennings March 13, 2009

pink puffer

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily emphysema rather than chronic bronchitis. Pink puffers are so-named because the emphysema drastically increases the effort required to inhale and exhale, causing facial flushing (pinkish coloration) and obviously labored breathing (puffing).

Doctor: "The pink puffer in 704 needs more supplemental oxygen."

by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011

Peter Puffer

Someone who likes to suck dick

Diane Mason is a peter puffer!

by FU September 5, 2002

David Piefer

Hagerty Huskies football team bitch. He takes so much shit from people, and cries so much. Everyone wants to kick his ass. And his brother is a fat fucking bitch. Everyone wants him dead to.

Austin " Hey you know David piefer the team bitch right?

Joseph " Yeah, that faggot piefer, such a team bitch."

by Hagety Rootbeer August 5, 2008