Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.

In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!

by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

New Paltz Hot

A term used to describe females lowering their standards when it comes to choosing men, while attending SUNY New Paltz due to the fact that attractive men are very scarce. This drastic decline in taste effects these young women for the rest of their lives; they will continue to believe that unattractive men are indeed attractive.

Nikki- Hey, did you see that dirty guy on that stoop next to Fat Bob's? He's kinda hot.
Valerie- Yeah, but only "New Paltz Hot".

by zzz123 May 9, 2009

Gwenyth Paltrow

Most overrated actress ever who desperately wants to be half the man her father was, but only recieves awards out of pity. Won the Academy Award for Shakespeare in Love and then proceded to pretend she was British for a good bit of time, then made a whole bunch of crappy movies. "Fashion Icon" who often looks emaciated and was stupid enough to name her daugher Apple.

The lead in the play was such a Gwenyth Paltrow, all style and no substance.

by xxgeorgia November 9, 2004

paltry

ADJ.
1. inferior, trashy
2. mean, despicable
3. trivial
4. meager, measly

1. a paltry-looking suit
2. a paltry trick
3. a paltry excuse
4. made a paltry donation

by Darned4AllEternity September 29, 2010

piatus

A break taken to eat pie.

Man, I've been working so hard lately.

Dude, I think you deserve a piatus!

by londonlifeguard March 30, 2009

palto

Palto is that one short dude who always wear whites when you and your friends are wearing black or other colors. He is overall nice, smart, and loving person. He also likes klee.

John: Hey, Palto. Why are you wearing whites? Dude, what the fuck.
Palto: I don't have blacks.

by IdontKnowWhatIsItAnymore July 10, 2021

chilli pilates

Chilli Pilates (/pɪˈlɑ tɪz/;1 German: piˈla təs) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Jóse Pilates, after whom it was named. The practice involves applying chilli powder to the rectum, resulting in the subject dancing around frantically on the spot, whilst naturally building up a sweat due to the fiery goodness of the chilli powder itself. Breathing is important in the Chilli Pilates method, as it is with living, otherwise you die, but it also naturally cools you down, a method commonly used by the boop-snooted floofer.

Gosh does my rectum sting, been going hard at that chilli pilates lately.

by Großer Floofen August 15, 2018