photovation

The sudden rush of motivation one feels after viewing pictures (or other media) of something that He/she desires. Often times this motivation is undermined by the fact that it is almost entirely fed by only temporary jealousy rather than the deeper seeded and longer lasting burn of a justified passion. In all cases, however, photovation can be used beneficially as a source of energy by the opportunists among us. Otherwise, it is generally seen as detrimental to ones good mood while also being instrumental for being somewhat productive, despite its short lifespan.

photovation:

Every time you see Jessica Alba in a picture with Cash Warren.

8 am
wake up..
check email
check facebook
"_______ is in a relationship with ________"
irritable face twitch of slight and carefully hidden jealousy

increase in gym attendance for the next couple of weeks

by Muffin-man41 May 17, 2011

photofriends

When people who actually don't care about each other, or hate each other make for super friendly and awesomely camaraderie-ful pictures.

Yeah dude, they're just photofriends. It's a sham.

by ITTOD June 23, 2011

photobate

To take a picture of one's self at arm's length or with the aid of a mirror.

I had to photobate most of my profile pictures. It seems like I don't have any friends.

by Anarch0n March 11, 2012

Pootyfart

A stinky swift wind that blows out of the rectum so smooth that nobody notices, yet smells like the shit they call New Jersey

Awgh man..... You just left a pootyfart didn't you...

My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...

by jacquethegreat September 18, 2012

photogARGHphies!

photography:

1. the art and technology of producing images on photosensitive surfaces, and its digital counterpart.
2. the occupation of taking (and often printing) photographs.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

photogARGHphies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about photographies.

"photogARGHphies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013

Photobation

The habit of taking "selfies" (photos of oneself) and posting them on the internet.

Scott was grounded for excessive photobation; his mother had to take away his camera.

by xnrock May 1, 2013

Protomartyr

The first martyr for a cause.

Also St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr

I feel like such a protomartyr since I'm so cooler than all my friends and I'm the first one to get cancer.

by Retrovertigo666 September 6, 2016