by Rosechuk December 1, 2010
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1. what somebody becomes after you baby/son/lil boy them
2. when something is dastardly mid; subpar
1. what somebody becomes after you baby/son/lil boy them
2. when something is dastardly mid; subpar
1. Jack *after obliterating Daniel in fantasy baseball*: "You're my phood Daniel!"
Daniel: *Literally dies of crying*
2. Jack said" Tyme, that dinner you made is phood. It made me sick!"
Tyme: *Literally dies of crying*
Daniel: *Literally dies of crying*
2. Jack said" Tyme, that dinner you made is phood. It made me sick!"
Tyme: *Literally dies of crying*
by jackthejetski October 1, 2023
Get the phood mug.i. Word uttered or screamed in frusration, annoyance, or anger; a clean alternative to fuck, shit, or damn.
ii. Word yelled by Donald Duck when something bad happens to him.
ii. Word yelled by Donald Duck when something bad happens to him.
by I.P. Greenish October 28, 2005
Get the phooey mug.v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.
Brian: Oh man bro, I phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and cum.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
by Tcreepz13 January 4, 2011
Get the Phoop mug.is a person who has a frontbutt as large as their actual behind. If the sides are equal in size then you have a Phoopha.
by Jenn1 August 3, 2007
Get the Phoopha mug.Combination of 1. Poo 2. Jizz 3. Pee
During anal penetration of the fecal wall, the male ejaculates and urinates inside the female's anus, whilst the female secretes poo.
During anal penetration of the fecal wall, the male ejaculates and urinates inside the female's anus, whilst the female secretes poo.
-"OMG John jizzed and pissed up my bum and I shat too."
" Really? Jane... You two POOZZ? I'm jealous I've been trying to get Jim to do it too"
"I want to poozz with you"
"It takes two to poozz"
" Really? Jane... You two POOZZ? I'm jealous I've been trying to get Jim to do it too"
"I want to poozz with you"
"It takes two to poozz"
by lapolooozzaa April 19, 2010
Get the poozz mug.(n.) vagina.
See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.
See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
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