Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011

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phontaloom

The act of farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E. Was phontalooming in the bathtub last night .

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

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Phontalooming

Farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E was phontalooming last night

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

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One who on social media platforms, pretends to be a globe denier, anti vaxxer, moon landing hoaxer, or otherwise conspiratorial nonsense (see "poe") just for attention while displaying his or her own complete ignorance of a subject and general lack of intelligence regardless of one's actual core beliefs.

What he just said is so amazingly idiotic he must be a poetato.

by Uncle Jut October 6, 2019

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Phonecating

Searching, scrolling, and playing with apps on your phone as a mindless distraction from real life.

I tried to talk to him but he was phonecating and didn’t hear what I said.

by CrystalStaffnerd October 5, 2022

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Poetato

Wowie you called yourself POETATO your SOOO quirky!! You obviously call people "Lil 'bean, don't you?" And you say UwU as an actual respoce... Don't you? And you DO think your quirky... don't you?

"Uwu I'm such a POETATO uwu"

by Icanwritedefinitons October 16, 2022

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