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Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.
"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"
by Headlackey December 14, 2009
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urban phonebook

When people's friends are defined on UD. Look up any name to see Urban Phonebook.
guy 1: I found my man jddnmd on UD the other day..creepy
guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook
by alifig October 3, 2011
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Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.
John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
by lehartman September 16, 2009
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Phronemophobia

Noun: the fear of thinking.

Phronemophobe: someone that is afraid to think.
cannot be given as thought would need to be used in order to come up with it and that idea is just too scary!
by pinkpill December 1, 2004
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phoneographer

Someone elected to film a fight VIA their camera phone, they have the right of way in the mob of spectators as they are the immortalizing the rumble.
Tyrone: Yo get the fuck out tha way ritchie, you blockin tha phoneographer

Ritchie: Shieeeeeeet sorry dawg, shits gonna be on youtube tonight fosho

Tyrone: Hell yeeeh
by Maddymw4 January 24, 2009
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phronemophobian

John had phronemophobian about his Mothers upcomming birthday
by Graham Harris November 25, 2003
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Phoneograph

n. An image recorded with a cellular phone.
v. To take a phoneograph of a subject
v. To practice phoneography
My new cell phone takes great phoneographs.

Quick! Grab your phone and get a phoneograph of that U.F.O. as proof so people won't think we're nuts!
by Crissybobissy September 14, 2009
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