PooNado

1. The utterly foul and disgusting blanket of odor that seems to follow someone out of the bathroom and rips down the hall after performing excessive amounts of defecation in the bathroom. Like a tornado, its measured on the Fujita Scale.

1. After walking out of the bathroom and not closing the door, Davin completely unleashed an F5 PooNado on the entire office.

by Travis w. T February 13, 2009

phonak

phonak is used instead of the word cool or anything that means cool.

that party was so phonak Bitch!

by t-macrapalicious September 8, 2005

phonalingus

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone

Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.

by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011

Phonat

one of the weirdest, freshest and all around amazing electronic music artists from the past decade.

Duder 1: hey, have you ever listened to Phonat?
Duder 2: Who the hell is that?

by SpaghettiLord January 7, 2012

Phoned out

Derogatory. A corruption of the phrase "zoned out" but on your phone.

Is that kid okay? He's sure staring at his phone a lot!
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.

by Duncehatz May 3, 2013

Phonatose

An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.

The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.

The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.

Hello, hello! She can't hear you, she's phonatose.

by Scribling May 21, 2013

phonache

To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.

"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."

"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."

by greenman61 December 5, 2013