phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by K. McCauley January 6, 2009

Phooka

A shapeshifter from Irish mythology. Can become any animal after age seven. Characteristics of a phooka include black hair and green eyes.

When the black-haired, green-eyed girl I saw earlier disappeared and the only thing I saw afterwards was a large black cat, I automatically thought, "PHOOKA!"

by Phooka Girl <3 January 29, 2010

Phonk

Phonk music is a genre of music that was made in the 1990s in Memphis TN and mostly had satanic lyrics, the occult, gangster, rapping, and even anarchist content, it somehow went to Russia, where it became very popular, drift phonk was born, it got mixed with EDM instruments and trap instruments too like distorted cowbells, snare, kicks, etc. For some strange reason some neo-nazis like to use "phonk" in their YouTube shorts videos.

10 year old: "yo have you heard of phonk?"
Another 10 year old: "yes I love it it makes me a sigma!"

by Wizardry93 August 18, 2023

Phonkbeta

A middle aged man who wears a mullet listening to 80's music and cruises highschools in his camaro to pick up girls. probably a ginger.

Hey did you see that Phonkbeta checking out the girls volleyball team?

by Zbaek August 28, 2009

phook

Phook; (foo-k): A word commonly used in the flash animated series Meenio. The word is a substitute for the word "fuck" and also takes on all the forms of the word "fuck".

"What a load of phook!" "You mother phooker!" "Holy phook!" "Are you phooking kidding me?!" "Go phook yourself."

by Meenio June 30, 2014

Polkaroo

1. Legendary costumed character from Canadian children's TV show, the "Polka Dot Door". Only spoken word was "Polkaroo".

Always appeared when one of the two hosts of the show was not around... because the missing host was dressed as Polkaroo.

2. A clear sign of low budget Canadian public television (why couldn't they hire a third actor to play the part??)

1. Where is Polkaroo? He was here just a minute ago.

2. It looks like the government has chopped funding to that show on TVOntario. They'll be pulling a Polkaroo next season.

by Neil J September 12, 2005