plocks

This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.

John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.

by srqresistance August 13, 2010

plocke

v. - to give up because of how boring something is

adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring

n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow

I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!

That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.

Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.

by Kristian Wojnar April 11, 2008

phoock

A hidden word for 'fuck'.

Phoock, I dropped my mobile! =

by Meeee12345 September 26, 2010

Phock

Phock u beeechhhh

Person uno: Motherphocker
Person dos: wut da phock did u just called me

by Fried Tiles January 27, 2021

plock

prank-block, when someone denies another person the chance to pull a prank on someone

person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?

by prankster24 January 13, 2009

Plock

An act which involves one individual dropping his balls into the ass-hole of another during coitus.

"Hey Pete, you wouldn't believe the freak that I met last night...she was even game for some plocking!"

"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"

"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"

by BigWangDavey July 19, 2012

plock

Plock is a term frequently used to reference a woman's private area. Specifically, this is used when referencing a woman who may have a particularly unattractive area.

That skank is over there throwing her plock all over that guy on the dance floor.

by amdubz August 12, 2009