Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

pledge master

The Pledge Master serves as the single most important component of fraternal pledgeship. All pledge programs incorporate an exclusive brother who leads each pledge class through their semester-long pledgeship, and eventually into the brotherhood.

The pledge master is the brother in charge of the pledging process and all hazing rituals. He is the person responsible for your life long nightmares.

by alleycat97 October 15, 2016

Lemon Pledge

A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".

"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"

"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"

by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012

phlidge

1) When your really close with someone

2)all your hopes and dreams

Fielding sees his friend Saige and says, “what’s up Plidge”.
Saige sees a commercial of someone living their best life and thinks, “that’s my phlidge”.

by Christian Southworth October 15, 2021

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Pledgestabation

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

by Jimmy "The Catfish" October 10, 2008

Pledge stew

Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.

Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...

by grandmasterPM November 25, 2020