Freelance Photographer

Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".

Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.

by Ivan P February 28, 2008

mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.

As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.

by navimation November 13, 2006

ghost photographer

Think Ghost Writer, a Ghost Photographer helps young photographers, weekend photographers and celebrities turn their photographs into art.

The celebrity had printed a beautiful coffee table book of their own photographs with the help of a ghost photographer.
A young photographer breaking into the business could benefit from hiring a ghost photographer for their first shoots.
The ghost photographer actually came to one photo shoot posing as an assistant.

by Lea Lynette May 21, 2011

photographer

The story of the ghost who appears in a mirror when summoned has been told many times in countless variations. Children, following the directions provided in the version they heard, have been trying to contact Bloody Mary for at least 30 years now, perhaps for much longer than that. There's something about the story that makes it almost a tradition at slumber parties and summer camp, or basically anywhere a group of youngsters get together away from the watchful eyes of adults.

trains have been around for 300 years

by we May 26, 2004

poetographer

Someone who writes poetry and takes photos.

"all she ever does is write and take photos, she's a poetographer!"

by dr0wningmyself April 21, 2014

photographer

one who takes photos using a camera. not to be confused with :
a good photographer
a professional photographer

"That chimpanzee was taught to take photos on an iPhone. He's a photographer."
"...but the photos are shit."
"I didn't say he was a good photographer."

by timmyshofrenzo July 21, 2019

photographer

glorified vsco girls

sksksksk i just got this new camera im sOOOOoOOOOOoOOo much better than those vsco girls and i oop- *sips starbucks coffee using metal straw* im a photographer now sksksksksk

by iatemyassllastnight September 9, 2019