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Parsippany Hills High School

PHHS is one of the most oppressive high schools in Parsippany, New Jersey. It is located next to St. Christopher's Church and across from Brooklawn Middle School. PHHS is a high school where the 1st amendment of the constitution was used to wipe Dr. G's butt. You can't speak your mind and your freedom of speach is stripped from you. Its a circular school so you can't get lost but it smells like wet dog and fart everywhere you turn. It is full of potheads, druggies, alcoholics, and sluts. These girls need to be tested on the daily. PHHS is one of the wealthiest schools in Morris County, but is run by an evil dictator.
Dr. G: Talk about the administration one more time and you will be suspended!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!
by Complainer April 24, 2012
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Pharmist

Hillbilly pronunciation of "Pharmacist" resulting from improper enunciation of the polysyllabic word Pharm-a-cist.
"I gotta talk to the pharmist bout des' ole horse pills. I caint swallerum."
by Pharmer A October 29, 2011
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pharming

The act of searching another person's bathroom or medicine closet for expired or forgotten script pills with the intent of stealing them to get high. Usually done by a group of teens or young adults at their rents houses and then pooled and shared.

Derived from the word farming to imply "getting by on what sprouts up" and substituting the "f" with the phonetic equal "ph" as in pharmacy to imply "getting by (high) off whatever can be harvested."

The location the pills are taken from is often referred to as a pharm.
"More cautious than most, Justin always looked up the purpose of the pills he found after pharming his friends' houses to learn of any risks or interactions taking them might cause."
by Sleightflow December 9, 2012
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parsippany

Parsippany or P-town is a municipality in Morris County, one of the wealthiest counties in the US. Contrary to public opinion, it is not the ghetto of Morris County as many claim it is; that would be Dover. I grew up and went to school here and I can say with confidence that my teachers have taught and prepared me well for college and life. My alma mater (PHHS) might not have had the highest average SAT scores but it did have dedicated teachers who never ceased to challenge me and who have helped mold me into the person I am today. And o yea, PHHS Acadec team owns.
Person: Hahahaha. You live in P-town? Parsippany is soooo ghetto.
Parsippany resident: Well actually there isn't widespread poverty or crime. I have no idea what you're talking about.
by thatguywashere September 21, 2005
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Parsippany Hills High School

A school in which many white and Indians use the n-word and make fun of blacks. A bunch of potheads who do not know better than to smoke in school because of their white privilege. Full of ignorant whites and Indians who continually use homophobic slurs and say the r-word. Most of the honor and AP students cheated to get where they are. Most of the students here think that they are from the ghetto instead they are entitled kids who uncultured and mostly Republicans kids who voted for Trump because oblivious to any actual problems. The school is oppressive without any freedom to wear whatever we want. Most clubs and sports are not based on what you know but who you kiss up to and your privilege. Most of the kids think that rap music is a bunch of rapists and abusers who are not black saying the n-words. In the end, you learn the term privilege hear
Parsippany Hills High School is an oppressive school full of privilege racist whites and Indians.
by blancobasura December 21, 2018
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parsi

Persian people who settled in India. Very rich people and live in and around Bombay.
Dadabhai Naoroji was a great Parsi and he helped in Indian Independence movement
by Urfriend September 10, 2003
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Parsi Poon Juice

Parsi Poon Juice, aka PPJ. Vaginal secretion from certain ethnic women that is rancid...classically described as "more putrid than the dumpster behind a cheap chinese seafood restauraunt."

While its properties have not been fully characterized, it is known to be caustic and may well contain the world's most diverse yet concentrated flora of STDs. It's offensive, corrosive, and just plain old fashioned nasty. Not even NASA could design a safety suit that'll protect you...

While it is unclear where the word originated, it is now quite common in large cities in India as well as in the UK and America.
"I was fooling around with Farrah...man that PPJ (Parsi Poon Juice) burned my nostrils... and a hole right through the sheets! It burns when I pee...and pretty much do anything else. I better go get tested."
by DMehta August 29, 2007
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