EPIC PHAIL

To fail so epicly you cannot just explain it using the word "Fail" But you have to say it "Phail" fail

Also an antonym to EPIC, can be used as derogatory or as a compliment in Halo live
EPIC

1. John is such an epic phail he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
2. That was such an epic phail with the scarab gun he killed my entire team!

by Haydon March 23, 2008

epic phail

The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.

Person 1: "I just died in real life dooooodzzzzzz!!!"
Person 2: "Epic phail."

by TonicX57 May 04, 2008

Phail Stamp

A an award given to one who has failed horribly.

Tracy has a record breaking 14 phail stamps due to failing so well.

by ClanNova August 11, 2008

Phail Stamp

a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one

Damn dude locked my keys in my car
*Hands Phail Stamp*

by Poppe_X August 08, 2008

epik phail

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).

Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.

Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.

by phusionmouse July 26, 2008

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by hor fail December 14, 2009

Phail town

Phail town (also spelt fail town) is a theoretical place where douchebags end up.

You are the mayor of phail town

by epicfacelolzoras December 22, 2008