pensturbation

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians

I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens

by dildo777 February 22, 2023

Pepster3000

A little mexican that could fit in a bag; hop a fence, or keep them nachoes cookin'

"Yo look at that Pepster3000 go, look at him climb, look at him jump, look at him run, look at him go!!!"

by Tyromee April 1, 2009

Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

Pesta-bitch

A chemical to keep away a bitch.

Can I spray pesta-bitch on her?

by shyperson January 18, 2016

peestyle

When you are rapping while you pee

Hey man! Did you check out Watsky's sick peestyle? He did it during his "Watsky Longest Freestyle World Record Attempt for COVID Relief" stream!

by xdeers May 6, 2020

Jimmy Pesto

The worst italian american man i know

jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*

by Banke January 6, 2021

Peast

A young woman. Can be used as a term for a vagina, in general.

"Yo, Luke! Check those peasts out, dude.."

by Becay November 12, 2020